so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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