friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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