We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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