entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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