Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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