I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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