piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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