After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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