who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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