I want to stick my p in your. b.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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