it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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