tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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