why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
