I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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