hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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