I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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