theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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