is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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