so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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