Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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