no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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