i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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