Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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