I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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