wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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