Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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