You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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