She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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