I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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