come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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