It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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