At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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