'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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