Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Plan B is the new Plan A
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
