the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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