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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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