so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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