he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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