sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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