we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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