The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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