Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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