Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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