My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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