my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
