i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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