do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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