gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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