We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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