I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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