this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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