I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
