is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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