Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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