yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
