and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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