if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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