I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
