You're my little dorito
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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