you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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